.where are they now?

Find out where all the cast members from the first season of University Life are here, what they're doing, and how poor they'll be next term.

Items in pink have been updated in the last week.

.alex

Last reports of Davies suggest that he is working as head chef in a Malborough restaurant. Hmm.

.ali

No available information

.alice

After working for the University of the West of England for several weeks, Alice's cover was finally blown when she revealed that she didn't actually know what a computer was after all. After going to Reading late in August, Alice intends to doss (I mean, work very hard for next year at Oxford).

.ally

No available information

.anders

Contacts suggest Anders is currently residing in Sweden.

.andy

Our sinister agents report a shift in Mr Burley's behaviour patterns: he now (gasp!) actually appears to be /working for money/. Exact details of his place of employment are as yet shady, although expect a more complete update any day now.

.becky

Ms Hutton appears to be working very hard for her Latin exams due to take place in September. Good luck, Rebecca - kah - kah.

.charlotte

All available evidence suggests "Charlotte" has fled to Ireland.

.chris

Mr Levich is currently working in the Fitting Rooms of Marks and Spencers, The Mall, Cribbs Causeway, should you wish to complain about his conduct.

.dale

Mr Mitchell is also working, this time in Swindon for a accountancy agency.

.dan

Dan is providing his services to a local branch of the world-conquering Alldays convenience store.

.danny!

Mr D's shoe emporium was recently reported to have closed down, leaving him penniless and destitute. Not really, members of the Danny Beusch fan club (and we know there's a lot of you about).

.dom

Ms Peters is working for Boots, between going to Brighton to "see friends". This file needs updating.

.duncan

Upon his return from Australia our agents have been unable to discern what Mr Mullholland's activities entail.

.finbar

Snippets of information overheard by our technologically-enhanced insectoid friend, Info-Fly, include the phrases "manual labour" "digging" and "London".

.graeme

Councillor Wise returned from his colonial adventures in Singapore in the middle of August, and now resides in the sleepy market town of Thornbury. Rumours of Graeme's demise have been greatly exaggerated.

.ian

Tracking him in a unmarked car upon his return from sunny France, our becloaked operatives believe Mr Wise the Younger to have returned to his previous cover of "being a student at school". Yeh, /right/.

.james

James appears to be spending this holiday under the frankly suspicious pretence of "packing omelettes and baby food into boxes". Other activities undertaken and recorded by our agents include playing tennis and, erm, watching TV.

.kim

Kim's position has been very hard to track, simply because she refuses to stay still for any great length of time. As well as visiting Bristol and attending a tropical-island party, Ms Tate has held down a job in a marketing firm for several weeks as of this update. We will keep you posted.

.marc

Mr Cantwell has attemped to elude our agents by catching buses very early in the morning, but our operatives are not so easily thrown of the scent. They managed to discover that these buses were conveying Marc into the centre of Bristol to be a "Quality Assurance Tester" for a large - and possibly sinister - computing firm. Whizz whizz whizz.

.matt

No longer exists in the real world.

.moz

Mr Peachey's co-ordinates enable us to place a lock on his position, namely The University of Warwick, Nowhere Near Warwick, England. There he is working behind a bar several days a week including Saturday nights, as well as playing on a recently purchased Playstation 2.

.pete

Upon his return to this country from a year's exile in New Zealand, Peter abruptly uprooted himself again to reside in sunny Seaton, on the south coast, for several weeks. Further data will be analysed upon its arrival.

.sarah

No available data

.seldo

After an initial couple of weeks re-settling into the urban chaos of London, Mr Voss's last tracked movements were to a possibly sinister computer firm, where he works for ludicrous amounts of money. He also appears to be sharing a flat with an individual whose identity we have been unable to identify.

.tony

His cover working in a shoe-shop "somewhere near London" blown, Mr Martinez was forced to take refuge in Northern Spain the last time we were able to maintain contact. The date of his return to this country is as yet unknonwn (because we lost the bit of paper down the sofa somewhere).

.will (abson)

Easily traced through his website www.wabson.org.uk, Mr Abson's increasingly unhinged journal entries point to a man on the edge of subsistence, with only a collection of embarrassing photos for nourishment. Er. Actually, Will is working part time doing - something.

.will (hancock)

Our shadowy agents followed Mr Hancock home from the library one afternoon and accosted him, managing to prize the titles he had acquired from his steely grasp. They were Danielle Steel's "The Gift", "Weirdy Beardy" by Isaac Assimov, and Spot.