The Big Quiz: The Return

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We all know the legend. We all know the stuff that's passed into our folk-lore: the stories of drink, emotion and tiredness. Or do we? Well, now's the chance for you to prove it: to find out how much you know about the ragbag of social misfits and drunks that comprises life at the University of Warwick. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it's the alpen.freewebspace.com Big Quiz! Rules and instructions below. Welcome to the second week!

It's exactly the same as last week, really: simply answer each multiple choice question with what you think is the correct answer. Again, choose carefully. When you choose your answer, a box will pop up telling you whether you're wrong or right. Only click once. You're only cheating yourself. When you've done, move onto the next question: when you're finished them all, count up the number of corrects for a total score!

1. If Matt was going to Xananas, what would he most likely order?

a. Bearded mushrooms

b. Cocktails

c. Chicken goujons

d. Hot chocolate mit cream

2. It's the weekend. Where would you most likely find Kim and Matt?

a. Doing laundry; shopping

b. Gone home; doing nothing

c. Gone home; working

d. Working; shopping

3. Which is the correct order of the number of times these folk get drunk (least to most of an alcoholic)?

a. Seldo, Danny, Matt, Tony

b. Seldo, Tony, Matt, Danny

c. Seldo, Matt, Danny, Tony

d. Tony, Matt, Danny, Tony

4. Which of these names has postgraduate Matt Corder never been called?

a. Muttonhead

b. Evil Matt

c. That old one

d. Matt Two

5. Who, until recently, famously had a phone that looked like a brick?

a. Marc Bunyard

b. Tony Martinez

c. Will Abson

d. Danny Beusch

6. Who goes under the online pseudonym of "Badger Boy?"

a. Mr B Badger

b. Andrew Burley

c. Matt

d. Dan Govan

7. If you were stuck in a public library and had to escape quickly, who would you call for help?

a. Tony Martinez - he'd giggle and get you chucked out

b. Kim Tate - she'd need to get home to sort leaves

c. Danny Beusch - he knows his way around with his eyes shut

d. A colony of little blue-haired lemmings that were passing

8. Who is the most expensive Top Trump?

a. Will/James

b. Anthony

c. Andrew

d. Charlotte

9. Opinion is fiercely split, but clearly one is better:

a. Elf child

b. Hobbit boy

c. Potato nosed dwarf

d. Wizzy wizzy wizard

10. Nostalgia question: at the picnic we had in the far field in the summer, who climbed the tree?

a. Danny "Pouty" Beusch

b. Kim "I was doing work" Tate

c. Alex "Denim" Davies

d. Kelly "I'm not really scary, AM I?" Barton

How did you do? Well, although the potential for cheating is clearly very great - we're not that technically clever, alright - if you've played properly, you should now have a mark out of ten. This is what that score indicates:

0-2 Tu est une canard!

3-5 Tu est un grand oeuf!

6/7 Tu est assez bien!

8 Tu est bien, congratulations!

9 Tu est tres bien, avec une petite chemise!

10 Ah, mien name est Uni. Ja, ja, in der Schloss!