The Big Quiz: The Revenge

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We all know the legend. We all know the stuff that's passed into our folk-lore: the stories of drink, emotion and tiredness. Or do we? Well, now's the chance for you to prove it: to find out how much you know about the ragbag of social misfits and drunks that comprises life at the University of Warwick. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it's the alpen.freewebspace.com Big Quiz! Rules and instructions below. Welcome to the third week!

It's exactly the same as last week, really: simply answer each multiple choice question with what you think is the correct answer. Again, choose carefully. When you choose your answer, a box will pop up telling you whether you're wrong or right. Only click once. You're only cheating yourself. When you've done, move onto the next question: when you're finished them all, count up the number of corrects for a total score!

1. Quote of the week: "D'ya know, I feel a little bit like Jesus?" Who?

a. William Young

b. Danny "Minger" Beusch

c. Tony "Schoolgirl" Martinez

d. Rebecca-kah-kah Hutton

2. Actual age of post-graduate Matt Corder:

a. Twenty-one

b. Three thousand and eight

c. Twenty-two

d. Twenty-something else

3. Who you wanted to win Pop Idol:

a. Will "I'd like to have supper with the Queen" Young

b. Gareth Gates, he so cute

c. Zoe

d. Simon "Sack for trousers" Cowell

4. Quantity of alcohol consumed by Danny, Tony, Matt and Becky on Saturday night:

a. Four bottles of wine, a bottle of Baileys-imitation, six alcopops, some vodka and orange

b. Half a babysham and cola

c. Hic?

d. It's really hard thinking of these answers when you're still hungover

5. Danny is the most feminine. No surprise. But who is the most masculine out of this little lot:

a. Becky Hutton

b. Tony Martinez

c. Rambo

d. Marc Bunyard

6. Best drunken game known to man:

a. Twister, except Matt's crap and he falls down

b. I Have Never

c. Let's Hurl! Two

d. Pin The Tail On The Danny

7. If you were stuck in a hospital (run with it) and had to escape quickly, who would you call for help?

a. Kim Tate - she'd use her vast secretarial skills to explain there'd been a dreadful clerical mistake

b. Matt Elton - he's never been ill, ever, except for that cold he always has. And the insanity

c. Danny Beusch - he'd charm the nurses by doing his little puppy-dog face then run away

d. Tony Martinez - he'd giggle loudly and get you moved to the asylum instead. Good plan

8. Wanted: Missing In Action:

a. Kimberley Tate

b. Steve McQueen

c. Andrew Burley

d. Finbar Stevens

9. What James and Will went to the T party as, bless their little cotton/polyester mix socks:

a. T is for Transvestites

b. T is for Tourists

c. T is for (removed! - Ed)

d. T is for Trapeze Artists

10. Is this week's quiz:

a. Quite the most random thing you've ever read?

b. Powered by the mother of all hangovers?

c. All of the above?

d. Oh, and option d)

How did you do? Well, although the potential for cheating is clearly very great - we're not that technically clever, alright - if you've played properly, you should now have a mark out of ten. This is what that score indicates:

0-2 Mingy

3-5 Mingy mingy minger

6/7 Mingy Springfield

8 I like to singy singy singy, like a minger on a mingy mingy mingy

9 Hello, I'm Mingy Minger from Mingusland

10 Has anyone seen Toto?