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...intialising tracking procedure...please wait...initialising procedure complete.

...tracking tagged specimens across a 600-mile radius. Now operating command interface

...last upload 20/01/02

Unusual movements or behaviour is closely monitored by alpen.freewebspace.com. Anything out of the ordinary will be pinpointed here to a scarily inaccurate level of accuracy. This week:

.Andrew Burley (20/01/02) Chicago, USA. Teambuilding exercise. Exact details not known. Await briefing.

.Daniel Park (20/01/02) Leamington, England. Seen with a member of the other sex. Early reports indicate returning home(?) with this girl? Check. Alleged day of return: Thursday.

.Anthony Martinez (20/01/02) Leamington, England. Believed to have restrained from the consumption of alcohol for at least part of this 24-hour period. Verify? Seems unlikely.

.SPECIAL UPDATE (20/01/02): Has anyone seen Finbar Stevens?

Within the perimeter of the university compound, heavily guarded by Dementors, natch, the following tags have been identified:

.Matt Elton (18/01/02) vomiting in Union north toilets, as he does every Friday

.Dan Park (19/01/02) with the lovely Rachel from Plymouth in Xananas

.Kim Tate (19/01/02) eating an entirely healthy sticky toffee pudding in Xananas

Members of the Gaggle House are closely monitored at all times in order to minimise their effect upon normative society.

.Kim Tate (20/01/02) speaking in French on her doorstep, midnight. Some sort of plot?

.Seldo Voss (19/01/02) allegedly in Birmingham, DV8 nightclub. Check?

.Moz Peachey (19/01/02) last known whereabouts Quench, Warwick Students' Union, campus

.Marc Bunyard (19/01/02) last discourse involved carrier pigeon; somewhere in W. Country?

Contribute intelligence, if you have any, to mattelton@hotmail.com. Any information will be treated with the utmost confidence and will not, for instance, be put on this page but in a way that makes you all sound mad. Please do contribute stuff though! Updated twice weekly

Within the confines of the royal spa town of Royal Leamington Spa the following tags have been identified:

.Danny Beusch (18/01/02) singing Britney Spears in the back of a car

.Tony Martinez (18/01/02) dancing in the cages at Mirage nightclub

.Becky Hutton.Ali White.Etc. (17/01/02) all present and correct(ish)

.Will Abson.James Foster.Mary (check last name) (18/01/02) Too sober in Mirage nightclub