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New to alpen.freewebspace.com, and blatantly stolen from those internet quizzes we did last term, comes the Exciting Friends Big Quiz. Amaze and amuse your friends with just how little you know about them! Or cheat and find out the correct answers but then come back and pretend you got them all right first time! Editor's warning: the technology on display throughout this quiz is extremely poor. Do not laugh at it, it still took Matt half an afternoon (measurement in terms of cups of tea consumed: two large mugs).
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almost never, and with some very, very bad photos in it, my online gallery
of horrors is not a patch on my real-life one, which you must look at sometime.
(No, really, you must. Just ask me. It's very nice, and a present from Kimmy
Kim!) But as a subsidiary of Will's excellent photo emporium (www.wabson.org.uk,
if you had to ask) find here some random photos that got left behind. Muchos
muahaha, obviously.
Sailors
have radar. Some other sailors have gaydar. (That's terrible - Political
Correctness Ed). We have the awfully-named frienddar, tracking your
whereabouts across the three dimensions of modern university life. Well, in
theory; in practice, it's a random hodge-podge of wildly inaccurate guesses,
obviously last-minute makings up, and more stuff like that. Still, it's better
than a kick up the arse. (And that reads like something else - PC Ed
again).
Who
the hell made this site, in case you don't know? And do we have some sort
of problem, spreading salicious gossip around the net like this? Find out
all that, and more, here, together with various contact details should you
have good reason to beat us around the head with a sharp stick.