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You want to know about the other people who are reading this website, eh? Well, now you can. Here. (To be honest, you could anyway, but that's a secret between me and you and no-one else knows about it, so I think we'll probably be okay). Anyway, think of this as an electronic Friends Central, a cyberspace Central Perk, if you will, except for without Gunther and anyone with hair as irritating as Rachel's.

 

01 NEW!

quiz

New to alpen.freewebspace.com, and blatantly stolen from those internet quizzes we did last term, comes the Exciting Friends Big Quiz. Amaze and amuse your friends with just how little you know about them! Or cheat and find out the correct answers but then come back and pretend you got them all right first time! Editor's warning: the technology on display throughout this quiz is extremely poor. Do not laugh at it, it still took Matt half an afternoon (measurement in terms of cups of tea consumed: two large mugs).

 

02

gallery

Updated almost never, and with some very, very bad photos in it, my online gallery of horrors is not a patch on my real-life one, which you must look at sometime. (No, really, you must. Just ask me. It's very nice, and a present from Kimmy Kim!) But as a subsidiary of Will's excellent photo emporium (www.wabson.org.uk, if you had to ask) find here some random photos that got left behind. Muchos muahaha, obviously.

 

03

about you

Learn something you didn't know about the people who've left their grubby Internet footprints all over this site

 

04

radar

 

05

about the site

Sailors have radar. Some other sailors have gaydar. (That's terrible - Political Correctness Ed). We have the awfully-named frienddar, tracking your whereabouts across the three dimensions of modern university life. Well, in theory; in practice, it's a random hodge-podge of wildly inaccurate guesses, obviously last-minute makings up, and more stuff like that. Still, it's better than a kick up the arse. (And that reads like something else - PC Ed again).

Who the hell made this site, in case you don't know? And do we have some sort of problem, spreading salicious gossip around the net like this? Find out all that, and more, here, together with various contact details should you have good reason to beat us around the head with a sharp stick.