The Mr Men and Little Miss

It occurred to me the other day that I go around calling people "Mister" this and "Miss" that a lot. For instance, Andrew Burley is very rarely "Andrew" and is much more likely to be "Mr Andy" (or online, for reasons that won't be explained here, "Badger Boy"). So, to commemorate this discovery, I decided to create a series of Mr-Men based cartoon figures based upon your very selves, and suggest what I think the books about you would be called if I could write that many words in a row. Visit kidstime.com to create your own additions to the canon!

...and the Mr Men books they would feature in

Danny - Mr. Cheerful (Mr Cheerful is endlessly, infinitely cheerful and organised)

Andy - Mr. Bouncy (Mr Bouncy meets some animal friends, and bounces on their heads)

Kimmy - Little Miss Arty (Little Miss Arty pretends to be doing some work, but is in fact making intricate leaf sculptures)

Tony - Mr. Giggly (Mr Giggly giggles uncontrollably at nothing in particular, causing all around him to laugh as well)

Will - Mr. Cheese! (Mr Cheese! takes photos with his Camera of Evil and displays them throughout Happyland)

James - Mr. Unexpected (Mr Unexpected is really jolly happy, but SUDDENLY frowns at you really scarily)

Sarah - Little Miss Drunken (Little Miss Drunken is really very drunk)

Becky - Little Miss Scary (Little Miss Scary goes around asking if she's scary and making everyone scared because of it)

Seldo - Mr. Camp (Mr Camp wanders around the place being limpwristed)

Marc - Mr. West Country (Mr West Country holds two locals at gunpoint unless they give his turnips back)

Moz - Mr. Last-Minute (Mr Last-Minute has three minutes to get to his lecture and eat a piece of toast)

The Author - Mr. Dosser (Mr Dosser finds more and more far-fetched ways to avoid doing work)